Jim Posted September 5, 2021 Share Posted September 5, 2021 All funny cheese puns on the internet are here (Brie, Goat, French, Romantic, Blue cheese, Feta, Gouda, Nachos etc.). Source from reddit, UK and instagram. Enjoy reading hundreds of best cheese puns ever created. Play on Words! What is most popular for you? Super cheesy dad jokes There was an explosion at the cheese factory in france... – All that was left Was De Brie What did the cheesy say when it saw itself in the mirror? – Halloumi What do you call a curly haired cheese? – Parmasan Why was the cheese feeling sad? – ´Cos it was blue What cheese do you use to hide a small horse? – Mascarpone Which cheese surrounds a castle? – Moatzarella How did the cheese paint his wife? – He double gloucester What do you call cheese that isn´t yours? – Nacho Cheese! How do you hande really hot cheese? – Caerphilly Wha didin´t the cheese want to get sliced? – It had grater plans Why did the cheese lose a fight with a famous wrestler? – Because the roquefort back What is Jay-Z´s favourite cheese? – Brieoncé Which cheese loves knitting? – Granny padano What is the most religious cheese? – Swiss Cheese it´s very holy What type of cheese is made backwards? – Edam What cheese do you use to entice a bear? – Camembert Why can´t you make clothes from cheese? – Because fromage frays Why does the cheese look sane? – Everything else on the plate is crackers Who is the smelliest socialite? – Paris Stilton Why should you go on a cheese diet? – To cheddar few pounds Whcih is the most feminist cheese? – Germaine Gruyére You´re not old. You´re mature Cheese puns: Answer and Questions What was the cheese´s strategy when it ran for president? – Make America grate again! What do you call it when mozzarella, cheddar, and parmesan rent a little beach house together? – Cottage cheese What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date? – “You make me melt.” What do you call a dinosaur made up of cheese? – Gorgonzola. Brie Cheese puns Let’s agree to disabrie. What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day? Brie mine. To brie or not to brie. What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate? To brie or not to brie. Where would I brie without you?! Let brie friends forever. What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them? “You gouda brie kidding!” Whisper words of wisdom, let it brie. Brie yourself! We brie-long together. Hoping today is as nice as can brie. Hello, is it brie you’re looking for? Would you brie mine? Do you brie-lieve in magic? Hello, is it brie you’re looking for? Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie. Do you brie-lieve in magic? Have a brie-lliant birthday! When a cheese factory in France explodes… De brie is everywhere. Feta Cheese puns Anything you can do I can do feta. I’m getting feta up with this. Nothing get feta than this. You think you’re feta than me? Chronic fetague You feta believe I love being your friend. What do you call someone who beats it to pictures of cheese? – A feta-shist! What do you call Greek pasta? – Feta-cini. Why was the cheese angry? – It was just plain Feta-up. What is a cheese lover’s favorite rap artist? – Feta wap. What did one cheese say to the other cheese? – You may be Gouda but I’m Feta! Mozzarella Cheese puns What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella? – A Cheesy pickup line Having a mozzarhella good day. Kate Moss → Kate Mozzarella You are looking mozzare-hella good Mozzarella Firefox (it’s open sauce). If Cinderella made pizzas for a living, would she be called Mozzarella? What kind of cheese protects a castle? – Moat-zarella. What is a cheese lover’s favorite musician? – Mozart-arella. What covers the floor of the motzarella forest? – Cheese sticks. What did the parmesan say when it broke up with mozzarella? – Sorry, but I am just too mature for you. Cheddar Cheese puns I cheddar the world + the feta cheese Live is cheddar when we´re together. I cut myself on a piece of cheese. It was shart cheddar. Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie. We´re so much better to cheddar Did you hear about the guy who had an addiction to cheddar cheese? – It was only mild. What did one cheddar cheese say to the other cheddar cheese at prom? – Looking sharp! Romantic / Love Cheese puns I camembertly containt my love for you. I know it´s cheesy... but you´re my cheddar half! We got a cheesy kind of love. Brie mine and you´ll never be prov-alone. Valentine's Cheese puns This michg sound cheesy... but I think you´re really grate! Let´s grow mold together! Brie mine? I would have got you a cheesy valentine´s day card but you´re vegan! Blue Cheese puns How can you be blue when there’s cheese around? The saddest cheese of all the cheeses is the blue cheese. "My life stinks..." - Blue cheese What do you call a sad cheese? Blue cheese Birthday cheese puns I got you a cheesy birthday card because I know how much you like cheese! Happ-brie birthday! This might be cheesy but hope you have a gouda birthday! You feta have a gouda birthday! Best short Cheese puns Best short Cheese puns ever Very short Short Longer Brie mine. Have a Brie-lliant Birthday! Sweet Dreams are made of cheese. Brie it on. Have a gouda Birthday. Nothing gets cheddar than this. Brie-lliant. I know it´s cheesy. My favourite kind of music is R&Brie. I camembert it. That´s what cheese said. I´m really fondue you. Your cheese puns What is your favourite cheese puns? Let me see in the comment section below. Thanks for every idea... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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