Cheesy Pick Up lines (Best Funny & Flirty ones)

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TOP (best) Cheesy romantic and Funny Pick-Up linesfor girls and boys. You´ll get every boy or girl with these catchphrase! Decent or cheeky pick up lines for everybody... Enjoy and let me know below what´s your favourite one!

Best pick up lines ever (top edition)

• "If I were a cat, I´d spend all nine of my lives with you!"
• “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
• “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
• “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
• “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
• “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
• “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
• “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
• “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
• “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
• “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
• “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
• “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
• “I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”
• “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
• “Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

Cheesy pick-up lines: Funny section

• You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
• I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
• Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
• Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
• Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
• I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
• I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
• I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
• Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
• If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
• If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
• Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
• You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

Cheesy pick-up lines: Men section

Which cheesy pick up line for men do you prefer and like the most? Let me know below.

• You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
• Hi, I’m Tony. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right - we’ve only met in my dreams.
• What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
• I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
• I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Cheesy pick-up lines: Women section

Best pick up lines for girls ever. Which one do you prefer the most?

• I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
• You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
• I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
• You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
• There must be something wrong with my eyes - I can’t seem to take them off of you.
• If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
• I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
• I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
• Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
• Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
• Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
• Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
• If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
• You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
• When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
• I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s Elisabeth.