Jump to content

Cheesy Pick Up lines (Best Funny & Flirty ones)


Recommended Posts

TOP (best) Cheesy romantic and Funny Pick-Up linesfor girls and boys. You´ll get every boy or girl with these catchphrase! Decent or cheeky pick up lines for everybody... Enjoy and let me know below what´s your favourite one!

Best pick up lines ever (top edition)

  • "If I were a cat, I´d spend all nine of my lives with you!"
  • “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
  • “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”
  • “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
  • “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
  • “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”
  • “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”
  • “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
  • “Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”
  • “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
  • “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
  • “Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u.”
  • “It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”
  • “I was feeling a little off today—but you’ve turned me on again!”
  • “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
  • “Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

Cheesy pick-up lines: Funny section

  • You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.
  • I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
  • Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
  • I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
  • Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.
  • Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!
  • I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?
  • I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
  • I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
  • Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.
  • If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’
  • If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’
  • Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
  • Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
  • You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

Cheesy pick-up lines: Men section

Which cheesy pick up line for men do you prefer and like the most? Let me know below.

  • You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.
  • Hi, I’m Tony. Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right - we’ve only met in my dreams.
  • What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?
  • I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.
  • I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.
  • If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

Cheesy pick-up lines: Women section

Best pick up lines for girls ever. Which one do you prefer the most?

  • I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.
  • You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.
  • I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.
  • You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.
  • There must be something wrong with my eyes - I can’t seem to take them off of you.
  • If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.
  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?
  • I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
  • I’m not photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.
  • Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.
  • Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.
  • Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.
  • Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.
  • You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.
  • When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
  • I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s Elisabeth.

Best Cheese Puns for flirting.jpg

TOP best cheesy pick up lines ever.jpg

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

  • Create New...